CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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