i just google imaged poop.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
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i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
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this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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