Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
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