Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
i just met rob pattinson in italy. he's so stupid, i feel like i would have to say "your penis goes here!"
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
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All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
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He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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