Dual....:-)
I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
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I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
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