oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
Operation Purity has been aborted
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
I feel bad for her, but I feel like she's one of those resource-raping alien civilizations that visits planets, decimates them and then leaves. Those really aren't the qualities I appreciate in a friend. Ya know?
I woke up wearing a headband made of condoms. It was supposed to be a crown for the "prettiest fag hag" award I won last night. There is lube in my hair. I'm going back to sleep
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
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