i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
As punishment for throwing up on my car, I am holding your phone hostage until the morning. You can read this message after I drop it off.
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i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
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Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
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