physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
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I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
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First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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