dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
Awesome, the library of congress archived all tweets. Now my great great grandchildren can pinpoint the date they inherited alcoholism.
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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