we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
Randomize