i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
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