Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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