And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
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Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
What happened?
New Orleans
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That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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