Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
The guy dancing on me has three visible teeth. WHERE ARE YOU?
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
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I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
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I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
lol hangovers are for mortals.
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
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