let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
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My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
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She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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