By the way the fattest man alive got married yesterday and I don't even have a boyfriend.
Todays lesson: Chew your food better when your drunk. I almost choked throwing up this morning.
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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