This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
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I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
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He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
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