So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
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