I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
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The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
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Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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