I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
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Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
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