So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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