I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
only if we run a train.
done.
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
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