what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
My life is like the prequel to "40 Year Old Virgin"
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
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She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
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Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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