what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
My wedding band has saved me from at least four cases of herpes tonight.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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