Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
well I can't set my house on fire every night
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
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