is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
You were so drunk that some guy dressed as Harry Potter pointed his wand at you and screamed "Accio SHITSHOW"
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
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The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
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i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
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