So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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