But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
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