Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
THE EAGLE HAS MY PANTIES. I REPEAT. THE FUCKING MASCOT HAS MY PANTIES.
HOLY SHIT. You're my hero.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
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