1:32a: I quit. signing up for eharmony. Don't judge
: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
I don't understand why she gets annoyed by my drunk texts. It means she's who I'm thinking about even when my brain isn't functioning properly.
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
How drunk are you?
Completed.
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
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