I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
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