you only like me because i go down faster than a bridge in minnesota
Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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