this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
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at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
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Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
I just sent a Slack that autocorrected tomorrow to gonorrhoea. Please note that Slack autocorrect isn’t very good.
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