his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
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I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
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YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
there is puke in my bra ... again
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