Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
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He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
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on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.