We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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