So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
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