Your tits are I can't wait for
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
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Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
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He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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