Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
but dude how did I get so drunk?
Pretty sure it happened right after you poured a shot of Wild Turkey into your Budweiser, chugged it, and screamed "I. NEVER. BACK. DOWN!"
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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