I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
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i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
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Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?