I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
After I tried for five minutes to hang my beer from the coat hanger in the bathroom , I have realized I am drunk
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
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theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
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Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
You can't just leave with hair like that
He told me I look like a librarian today. I hope that means he has a librarian fetish or something
Disregard. He says he said I look "agrarian" today and just proceeded to compare me to Mumford and Sons. Fuck it, I'm going home and drinking
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
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