I just farted at work and tried to cover up the noise by shuffling papers around
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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