oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
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Somebody started a fire in the kitchen. I puked on it till it went out. The firemen high fived me.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
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you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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