He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
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I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
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I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
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