I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
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they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
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I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
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