Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
Randomize
