Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
I told her I'd rather set my hair on fire than sleep with her again. In retrospect, that was probably too harsh. My eye is still swollen shut.
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
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