I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
I need moral support for this bender
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
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