About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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