After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
I believe in your delicious
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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