Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Can you put "designated driver" on a resume?
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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