I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
so I think he was half asleep, but he woke me up by saying "where's my cow? Is it being shipped?" He must have been dreaming about farmville..
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
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