I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
All she gave me for breakfast was raw toast. How can she expect me to eat raw toast?
You mean bread?
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
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You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
Your cock deserves a montage
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
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Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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