And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
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