yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
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I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
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well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
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