At least make sure they are 18
Why
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
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