I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
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his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
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Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
This is getting exciting. I almost wanna turn off all the lights, get some popcorn, and stare at my phone screen to see if she's going to say yes or not
And on a much sadder note, I'm way to drunk for this right now
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